BE:DnD Items-Unstable breasts

Unstable Breast Weight

Unstable breast weight almost always comes from a magical source usually in the form of a curse, magical BOOBy trap or an uncareful alchemist when making some kind of concoction. Many bustmancers use it as a way for a shortcut to power. Unstable weight counts as normal weight for the sake of breast related class abilities. Unstable weight is not good to have alot of, the more you have the more likely your breasts or all of you could explode! Your critical mass limit to how much unstable breast weight you can handle is simply (10 x CON score X 2) + (Your level x 2) before having to roll fortitude saves to see if they explode. Even before you hit critical mass there are other disadvantages you can obtain from this weight.

10% of your limit: Veins show up much more on your whole skin.

20% of your limit: A quiet gurgling noise could be heard coming from your breasts. -1 to hide and move silently.

30% of your limit: Your veins buldge slightly out of your skin but are very prominent on your breasts.

40% of your limit: A noise gurgling and sloshing noise could be heard coming from your breasts. -4 to hide a move silently.

50% of your limit: The magical powers of the unstable weight begin to sap your energy. Whenever you rest for 8 hours roll a Fort save DC:15 if you fail then you only heal 1/2 the HP rounded up.

60% of your limit: The energies of the unstable weight at random will cause you breasts to be bounced to shaken so hard you might lose you balance. Whenever you try to cast a spell or an action that requires focus (lock picking etc) roll a balance check (DC:5 + your total breast weight/20), if you fail you get -4 on your roll.

70% of your limit: Unstable weight has its ways of multiplying when there is enough of it concentrated in one area. Every 24 hours roll a Fort save DC: 13 or gain 1 pound in each breast of unstable weight. Also you and others can hear loud sloshing and gurgling coming from your breasts -8 to hide and move silently.

80% of your limit:Your breasts are always quivering and shaking violently as if you are extremely cold. Reality is that they are getting close to critical mass. If your breasts are ever increase the damage done by 1.

90% of your limit: The forces of the unstable weight are working and churning at full speed now. Your breasts each weigh 20 pounds heavier now(They are just heavier not bigger). Very loud noises could be heard coming from your breast, -12 to hide and move silently. Auto -2 to any skill that requires concentration. +2 damage to any attack that hits your breasts. Worse part it the unstable weight is multiplying at an alarming rate now if your system can't hold them back for long critical mass will be iminent. Every 24 hours roll a Fort save depending on what you roll determines how much unstable weight you gain.

1-2: 10d10
3-4: 4d20
5-6: 2d20
7-8: 1d20
9-10: 1d10
11-12: 1d10
13-14: 1d8
15-16: 1d6
17-18: 1d4
19-20: 1
21-25: nothing happens
26+: You may remove CON score of unstable weight.

100% of your limit: Every 24 hours roll a Fort save DC 13 if you fail your whole body explodes into a magical fire. If you only fail by 5 or less then just your breasts explode.

+10% and on: Increase the Fort save for critical mass by one.

Breast size(pounds of unstable weight in each breast)/ Explosion damage/ Explosion Range /Reflex Save for 1/2 dmg
(If just your breasts explode you still get to roll a reflex save)
(Explosion deals magical fire damage)

0-50/3d6/ 5ft/ 11
51-100/ 5d6/10ft/13
101-150/7d6/15ft/15
151-250/10d6/20ft/17
251-350/13d6/30ft/17
351-450/16d6/30ft/19
451-600/20d6/40ft/21
601-750/24d6/40ft/21
751-1000/28d6/50ft/23
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Each token only lasts for 24 hours the number represents the amount of pounds of dead breast weight gained from the token to each breast.

Lesser Mammary Token: +5
Minor Mammary Token: +10
Mammary Token: +25
Greater Mammary Token: +50
Major Mammary Token: +100
Epic Mammary Token: +200

Moderate conjuration; CL 12th; Craft Wondrous Item, major creation; Price 50 gp (lesser), 200 gp (minor), 350 gp (mammary token), 600 gp (greater), 1100 gp (major), 2000 gp (epic).

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Improved Mammary Tokens cost quadruple and only last for 1 hour but they count as normal weight for your breasts.

Lesser Mammary Token: +5
Minor Mammary Token: +10
Mammary Token: +25
Greater Mammary Token: +50
Major Mammary Token: +100
Epic Mammary Token: +200
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Cursed versions of the Mammary tokens made by the legendary evil bustmancer Heftra Niptonia. They look exactly like normal mammary tokens. Takes a spellcraft or knowledge(history) check DC:25 to sense they are cursed and DC:30 to know how they are cursed. Roll a fortitude save after the 24 hours to see if you resist the curse of the token. If you fail the fortitude save you are stuck with some "unstable" breast weight.

Heftra's Lesser Mammary Token: +10+1d6 Fort DC:13 if failed then you gain +1d6 pounds per breast. If you failed by more then 5 then you add an additional +1d6 pounds.

Heftra's Minor Mammary Token: +25+1d12 Fort DC:15 if failed then you gain +1d12 pounds per breast. If you failed by more then 5 then you add an additional +1d12 pounds.


Heftra's Mammary Token: +50+2d12 Fort DC:17 if failed then you gain +2d12 pounds per breast. If you failed by more then 5 then you add an additional +2d12 pounds.


Heftra's Greater Mammary Token: +100+3d20 Fort DC:20 if failed then you gain +3d20 pounds per breast. If you failed by more then 5 then you add an additional +3d20 pounds.


Heftra's Major Mammary Token: +200+10d10 Fort DC:25 if failed then you gain +10d10 pounds per breast. If you failed by more then 5 then you add an additional +10d10 pounds.


Heftra's Epic Mammary Token: +350+15d10 Fort DC:40 if failed then you gain +15d10 pounds per breast. If you failed by more then 5 then you add an additional +15d10 pounds.
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Dagger of Breast Stealing

Cost 1000 gold/Dmg(S) 1d3/Dmg(M) 1d4/Critical 19/20x2/Range Increment -/Weight 1lb/Type Piercing

Looks like any normal dagger or extremely fancy depending on the quality and whoever made it. Originally made by the dwarfs when the infamous "war of the Mountains" was going on. Whenever a target is hit and is a female with breasts whatever damage you deal thats how many pounds per breast you steal. If the bearer is male he gains no breast weight but if female she may try to roll a Fort save DC:17 to resist the extra breast weight. The target may resist the breast loss by rolling a Fort Save DC:20 .This weight counts as dead weight. Better versions of this dagger has more breast stealing potential. If you lost breast  from this weapon the only way to get your breast weight back is to either gain possession of the dagger or if the on that stole your titties dies.

+1 dagger: Extra 2 pounds stolen from each breast on hit. Increase Fort save for target by 1
+2500 gold cost
+2 dagger: Extra 5 pounds stolen from each breast on hit. Increase Fort save for target by 2
+10000 gold cost
+3 dagger: Extra 9 pounds stolen from each breast on hit. Increase Fort save for target by 3
+22500 gold cost
+4 dagger: Extra 15 pounds stolen from each breast on hit. Increase Fort save for target by 4
+40000 gold cost
+5 dagger: Extra 20 pounds stolen from each breast on hit. Increase Fort save for target by 5
+60000 gold cost

(Weapon Mod)True Breast Stealing: The weight you gain from the dagger is normal breast weight. Increase sale price by x3

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Heftra's Dagger of Breast Stealing

Cost 1000 gold/Dmg(S) 1d3/Dmg(M) 1d4/Critical 19/20x2/Range Increment -/Weight 1lb/Type Piercing

Works just like +4 Dagger of Breast Stealing but the blade is made from a yellow crystal. But at the end of the week and if the bearer stole any breast weight, she must roll a Fort save DC:24. If she fails the weight she has stolen multiplies by two and now becomes "dead unstable weight" the bearer is stuck with the dead unstable weight even if her losses possession of the dagger or is killed. Spellcraft or Knowledge(History) DC:25 to know it is cursed and DC:30 to know how its cursed.

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Corset of Critical Mass Control

+100 to your unstable weight limit. Negates 200 pounds of breast weight. Adjusts size to owner from "flat as a board" to 200 pounds each.

+1: limit becomes +200. Negates and adjusts to 400.
+2: limit becomes +300. Negates and adjusts to 600.
+3: limit becomes +450. Negates and adjusts to 800.
+4: limit becomes +600. Negates and adjusts to 1000.
+5: limit becomes +800. Negates and adjusts to 1200.
+6: limit becomes +1000. Negates and adjusts to 1400.
+7: limit becomes +1250. Negates and adjusts to 1600.
+8: limit becomes +1500. Negates and adjusts to 1800.
+9: limit becomes +1800. Negates and adjusts to 2000.
+10: limit becomes +2100. Negates and adjusts to 2200.

(Equipment Mod)Vanity: Gets rid of buldging breast veins from unstable weight and +2 CHA

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Heftra's Extraordinary Vanity Corset of Critical Mass Control

Treated as a +5 Corset of Control but gives the bearer +4 CHA instead of +2. Once the bearer puts it on she can't take it off unless with a remove curse spell or something of that nature. Every 24 hours she must roll as if she had 90% critical mass limit, here is the table again. If bearer achieves critical mass the corset is not destroyed.

Fort Save roll determines the unstable weight gained.
1-2: 10d10
3-4: 4d20
5-6: 2d20
7-8: 1d20
9-10: 1d10
11-12: 1d10
13-14: 1d8
15-16: 1d6
17-18: 1d4
19-20: 1
21-25: nothing happens